Hello, Hello. It's good to be back, it's good to be back. Did you miss me? Did you hang my picture on your wall? Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single day?
Tell all your friends I'm back, I'm back as a matter of fact, as a matter of fact I'm back
Did you miss me me, Yeah, while I was gone? Did you 'hug your pillow in your bed? Did you tell all your friends to think about me every day To think about me every day?
Goodness, Gracious, Hello, Hello.....
To paraphrase one of my idols, "It's Return of the BAT!"
Cardiff still rocks and I am now back open for business.
My quest to shag pammy is still on so keep them donations flowing, i'll more than eran it with my lady advise.
I shall be updating my site weekly from now on, keep it real, keep it Da Bat!
Love, Tony, May 2006.
All new Merchandise, wear you Supa_Bat_Wings_69 Ts with Pride
Feel free to email any request or ladyproblems you may have. Don't forget to sign my guest book Love Supa_Bat_Wings_69
Being a Love God like me, really hits you hard in the poctket. Having to buy grovvy clothes, beer, condoms and gifts for the ladies means i'm pretty broke. I would be delighted if you could make a donation of any amount. The more I get the more I can help you. My dream is that one day I can jack in me job as an IT consulatant and becomes a full time love Guru.
1: Chat Up Lines, these are some of my proven chat up lines, they really do work!
2: Grooming Step One: Shaving, Want to look good and smell good? Well check this out, all you need to know about shaving.
3: Style Tips Weather your body is a toned masterpeice like mine, or you are a fat bastard, I can help you choose the right clothes.
4: Stag Night Our mate Trevor got married this year, check out the pictures from the Stag Night in Cardiff, Wales, UK.
4: Love Songs Ever stuck for the right song to play the lady of the night? Here is a list of songs that will get you in quicker than Flynn.
5: Conversation and Set Pieces Ever stuck for something say? Always blow it with a lady becuase you put your foot in your mouth? Your prays are answered here.
6: Great People in History Who has inspired me to be how I am today? Who has made me the man I am. Find out here.
7: Xmas Office Party It's that time of year again, time to get some nookie on the stionary cupboard
8: Chick Flicks A list of great films (all avlaibale from my local Blockbusters) which will get you some action.
Brand New Chat Room, I will be here most nights between 19:00 and 20:00 GMT. I'm ready to ask any question you may have on the female minf and body. Click for Chat With The Bat
I know i've been away and let so, so many of you down. What can I say? I've been travelering the world and shagging the birds. Now I'm back as assistant manager for a well known high street computer store selling PC's :)
