Office Party
(You have touched my heart) Ê
Once again, we are in the midst of the holiday season, and many of you will be attending a celebratory event this year. With all of the day-to-day pressures we face, a holiday partyis an opportunity to Ôlet looseÕ and get off with the gorgeous bird in accounts, or is it? It could be the last event attended with their organization. Sad, but true, there will be people who lose their jobs as a result of their behavior at the holiday party, yet don't even cop a feel.
Over the years, I've heard story upon story of embarrassing, and often shocking behavior of coworkers at holiday parties. Too many people mistakenly assume that at a holiday party is a place that you should behavour, and not willingly engage in unusual and unpredictable behavior, at the expense of others.
If you don't handle yourself well at the holiday party, others may assume that you canÕt pull anywhere, and you could hurt your chances for advancement in the future by your boss thinking that you are gay. You can and should enjoy yourself, but keep in mind that everything you do has long term consequences and the potential to further or hinder your career.
Follow my tips on how to get a hand full of tits this Christmas
Attend the party - failure to attend could be viewed negatively. You ain;t ever gonna pull if you don't go in the first place.
Do not limit your alcohol consumption. Get a couple of Tequlia slammers and get your boss pissed, he'll appreciate that your treat him as an equal, and the girls in the office will think you are a rouge for getting him pissed.
Don't keep your hands to yourself. .In business, the only acceptable physical contact is through a handshake. But fuck that, this is your annul piss up pn the bosses credit card. If someone hugs you and you want to hug back, fine, and then hug them all. After about 2 hours in you should be able to start letting your hand slip down to the girls buttocks. Keep it up, and I gaureetee BINGO! you'll be in
Use good taste if you are involved in a gift exchange. "Forgo the gag gift, but do consider a gift certificate to a restaurant, book store or coffee shop or a useful office item. " Ha ha ha, this was a peice of advice on a so called website about not making a fool at your Xmas do. Good lord, It's Xmas! Get the boss Robo Cock, he'll love it!