(Kiss my lips to return)
ÊMany friends pull a decent looking bird, but never get past base one becuase they are lacking in the conversation department. The next day they come to me and say Let me know your success by emailing me tony@batwings69.freeserve.co.uk.
DO Talk about pop music.
DO Do talk about Fashion (Shops to discuss: Top Shop, Accserorise and Mark One)
DO Talk about what a great farther and husband David Beckham is
DO Talk about Celebs (however, this conversation should only be used by true Love Gods. Talking about Celebs can make you seem camp and gay,to be used with caution)
DO Try and crack some jokes, it is a well known fact that women say that a sense oif humour is more imporatant than looks. I, as you can tell, am blessed with both
Don't forget to sign my guest book
'Tony, what did I do wrong?'
I will then ask them what they did and said. Normally I find that the problem lies in the fact that they don't talk proper things to these birds. So I have made a list of Subjects you should and should not talk about to a bird.
DON'T Say you want to shag Kylie (This wil make the bird feel bad, because she knows she is not as good looking as the Aussie Arse Wonder)
DON'T Say that Supermodels are gorgeuous (again, the birds will think your are comparing Kate Moss to the bird you are trying to do it with)
DON'T Talk about what a great footballer David Beckham is, Women cannot understand football
DON'T Talk about politics, women cannot understand the concept
DON'T Tell topical jokes about any recent sex crime or murder, this wil make you seem like a nutter