(You have touched my heart) Ê

Dwarfs always make me laugh, with their large heads and torso's, yet stumpy arms and legs. I would recommend that you wear a clown outfit. That way we know you have a since of humour, and lets face it, we laugh at you anyway. Girls sometimes feel sorry for you so you me get off with one once in a while.

not a funny picture, no chance of a snog

See much better, puts a smile on your face, he may even get some.